Thursday Gems

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So many gems tonight. I can’t help but love when humor is integrated into Craigslist post. This one listing in Glover cracked me up: “If you are a heavy drinker, or a heavy drinker trying to convince yourself you are a moderate drinker, please do not respond. This is not a situation for heavy drinkers or Glover Park bar crawlers. Please don’t waste our time or yours.” Shout out to all the recent grads who knows that this is their life. You have been warned. Despite this jab, I have to give these people credit. Their other stipulation: “Please do not respond if you are currently in Sidney, Billings, Moscow, Oxnard, Akron, Tokyo, etc. We will only consider people who can physically attend one of the scheduled open houses.” This also cracks me up but is SO true anyone that has ever list a place on Craigslist knows that you get a handful of randos living across the world looking for an apartment six month from now. It’s the worst. Anyway, here are some picks, along with that awesome post from Glover.

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$1420 / 1br – 720ft2_ GLOVER PARK _GREAT Location, GREAT Price, GREAT Apartment_*PARKING* (Glover Park – Upper Georgetown)

$1460 / 506ft2Call for Details, Wood Floors, Controlled Access (Washington, DC)

$1475 / 450ft2Hey! Bring your stuff to this Eff! Zero Pet Fees! (Adams Morgan/Kalorama Triangle)

$1525 / 386ft2Car free living In DuPont Circle! (Dupont Circle

$1580 / 1br – 1 bed/1 bath all utilities included in Palisades/Georgetown! (4455 Macarthur Blvd NW)

$1595 / 531ft2Spacious Adams Morgan Apartment Available (Adams Morgan)

$1595 / 1br – Beautiful One-Bedroom Apt. – Barracks Row/Capitol Hill! (730 7th St., SE)

$1701 / 1br – 800ft2Woodley Park One Bed GREAT PRICE Loads of Closets! (2727 29th St. NW)

$1850 / 1br – Capitol Hill Charming English Basement: Open-House SatJun24 1-5PM (508 3rd street NE)

$1880 / 593ft2Stretch out in our tranquil Yoga Studio at Kennedy-Warren Historic Win (National Zoo)

$1900 Spacious U Street Studio (U Street/ 14th Street)

$1900 / 1br – 636ft2Brand New Chevy Chase Building! Charming + Chic 1BR Now Leasing! (5333 Connecticut)

$1950 / 1br – 600ft21BR Apt. Dupont Circle/Adams Morgan (1916 17th St.)

$2375 / 2br – 2 BR / 1 BA in Columbia Heights! Pet Friendly!

$2650 / 2br – 1000ft2Newly renovated 2 BR / 1 BA basement unit in Shaw! (Shaw)

$2750 / 2br – 1000ft22BR/1.5BA Two Level Rowhouse off of Stanton Park (Capitol Hill)

$2950 / 2br – 1100ft2Dupont Circle/U Street – Full floor condo in rowhouse (17th and T Street, NW)

$2990 / 2br – 1100ft2Loft in Adams Morgan with Garage. Close to Metro and Harris Teeter

$2996 / 2br – 1083ft2Fully Equipped Kitchen in This Upscale 2BR/2BA Apt (Washington, DC)

$3000 / 2br – 900ft2Renovated 2 Bedroom in Dupont–walk to EVERYTHING (Dupont Circle)

$3000 / 2br – 1300ft22 Bedroom, 1 Bath Condo for rent on U St. (U St. NW)

 

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