Thursday Gems

So many gems tonight. I can’t help but love when humor is integrated into Craigslist post. This one listing in Glover cracked me up: “If you are a heavy drinker, or a heavy drinker trying to convince yourself you are a moderate drinker, please do not respond. This is not a situation for heavy drinkers or Glover Park bar crawlers. Please don’t waste our time or yours.” Shout out to all the recent grads who knows that this is their life. You have been warned. Despite this jab, I have to give these people credit. Their other stipulation: “Please do not respond if you are currently in Sidney, Billings, Moscow, Oxnard, Akron, Tokyo, etc. We will only consider people who can physically attend one of the scheduled open houses.” This also cracks me up but is SO true anyone that has ever list a place on Craigslist knows that you get a handful of randos living across the world looking for an apartment six month from now. It’s the worst. Anyway, here are some picks, along with that awesome post from Glover.

$1420 / 1br – 720ft² – _ GLOVER PARK _GREAT Location, GREAT Price, GREAT Apartment_*PARKING* (Glover Park – Upper Georgetown)

$1460 / 506ft² – Call for Details, Wood Floors, Controlled Access (Washington, DC)

$1475 / 450ft² – Hey! Bring your stuff to this Eff! Zero Pet Fees! (Adams Morgan/Kalorama Triangle)

$1525 / 386ft² – Car free living In DuPont Circle! (Dupont Circle

$1580 / 1br – 1 bed/1 bath all utilities included in Palisades/Georgetown! (4455 Macarthur Blvd NW)

$1595 / 531ft² – Spacious Adams Morgan Apartment Available (Adams Morgan)

$1595 / 1br – Beautiful One-Bedroom Apt. – Barracks Row/Capitol Hill! (730 7th St., SE)

$1701 / 1br – 800ft² – Woodley Park One Bed GREAT PRICE Loads of Closets! (2727 29th St. NW)

$1850 / 1br – Capitol Hill Charming English Basement: Open-House SatJun24 1-5PM (508 3rd street NE)

$1880 / 593ft² – Stretch out in our tranquil Yoga Studio at Kennedy-Warren Historic Win (National Zoo)

$1900 Spacious U Street Studio (U Street/ 14th Street)

$1900 / 1br – 636ft² – Brand New Chevy Chase Building! Charming + Chic 1BR Now Leasing! (5333 Connecticut)

$1950 / 1br – 600ft² – 1BR Apt. Dupont Circle/Adams Morgan (1916 17th St.)

$2375 / 2br – 2 BR / 1 BA in Columbia Heights! Pet Friendly!

$2650 / 2br – 1000ft² – Newly renovated 2 BR / 1 BA basement unit in Shaw! (Shaw)

$2750 / 2br – 1000ft² – 2BR/1.5BA Two Level Rowhouse off of Stanton Park (Capitol Hill)

$2950 / 2br – 1100ft² – Dupont Circle/U Street – Full floor condo in rowhouse (17th and T Street, NW)

$2990 / 2br – 1100ft² – Loft in Adams Morgan with Garage. Close to Metro and Harris Teeter

$2996 / 2br – 1083ft² – Fully Equipped Kitchen in This Upscale 2BR/2BA Apt (Washington, DC)

$3000 / 2br – 900ft² – Renovated 2 Bedroom in Dupont–walk to EVERYTHING (Dupont Circle)

$3000 / 2br – 1300ft² – 2 Bedroom, 1 Bath Condo for rent on U St. (U St. NW)